English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.

An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

class war

When the poor and underprivileged fight back against the relentless war that the rich and powerful have been waging on them since the invention of the feudal system

'Criticism of our strategy has been political in nature and has drifted to 1970s class warfare lines, claiming the budget is 'unfair' or that the 'rich don't contribute enough' - Conservative Australian Treasurer Joe Hockey

by Jack Splattt June 14, 2014

history class

A place where students learn about a bunch of dead people that are supposedly relevant to their everyday lives.

"Why do we have to take History Class?"
"Because learning about the Roman Empire is gonna get us a job one day, duh"

by LennyFace1234 March 15, 2017

low class

1. A term referring to a lower socio-economic class. Lower than the middle rank of society. Of humble birth and origins.

2. Vulgar and crude, something thats common.

Sonny couldn't afford to fix his roof because of his low class status. He could barely make ends meet.

That fake gold chain is low class.

by Eche May 16, 2008

Nigger Chess

a chess player that attacks without strategy, attacking irrelevant pieces with no actual thought of winning the game

I was playing chess with August yesterday, when he took my pawn, I realized he plays Nigger Chess.

by OneLineBanditakaBobbyFisher July 20, 2010

Laptop Class

Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.

As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years

by e-lite May 16, 2022

urban upper middle class trap star

Surburban teens and young adults that live at home with their parents. However, they live in affluent neighborhoods in houses worth in excess of $500,000 (their parents house) and sell drugs to finance their purchases of entry level luxry sedans.

Trap Star: Yo brah I stacked mad paper becuase I flipped QP's all year!

Smart Guy: You buying a house?

Trap Star: Nah, brah going to cop the new IS350 and drive around all day and flip QP's maybe I'll become a ski instructor. Brah. Nah saying?

Smart Guy: You are a waste of space! Stop being such an urban upper middle class trap star! Go to school and get a real job!

by Staten Island Verbatim May 13, 2009