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buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.
Agatha's buttocks clenched.
by ButtockB February 26, 2017
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Coochie Clenchers

When a lesbian girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as coochie clenchers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be un in that coochie and she will think it's sexy.
yea girl, just got my coochie clenchers done!
by pussymasterthedon January 23, 2019
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Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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Carpet clenchers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!
by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
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Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it
I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere
by 4992 April 13, 2022
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clinchitis

also known in common tongue as "gameboy butt". this syndrome occurs when a shooting pain and pinching sensation arises in one's b-hole. this feeling is most described as "a sudden sensation of a gameboy being rammed in one's anal cavity."
:Hey mike you look a little uneasy there.
:Yeah man my bhole is on fire i think i got gameboy butt
:actually Mike the correct term is "clinchitis"
by cheddar jack bahama mama April 13, 2012
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Clynchy

Genuinely good around bloke that loves to get on the piss. Is most likely to walk around in a singlet and wear (crocs). Also for formal attire will wear a flannel with a landmark hat
Gee, Clynchy is going hard aye Bev.
by Angus Brown October 10, 2019
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