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Claustrapopedick

When your stuck in confession and the pope begins to take advantage of your puny teenage body
Man, did I ever tell you about the time I got claustrapopedicked?
by Jilly Wagtail March 26, 2018
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Claustrobumhole

When you have a phobia of bumholes and your A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOUR TO SCARED TO GO NEAR ONE!!!...................AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL OR YOUR TITS ARE SAGGY DEPENDING ON WHAT GENDER!!!
Billy got lawed in to have sex in the strip club last Night but she liked anal but Billy has a phobia called claustrobumhole and his dick was small so he ran away from the whore and he disided to wank himself off while crying how sad
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Clausecount

When you are counting the amount of clauses in a sentence or set of sentences, like a paragraph. Typically done for very specific sentence writing activities, and maybe some video editing purposes as well, as showing a sentence clause by clause can have a greater affect on the viewer.
Dude 1: Almost done script, just gotta clausecount a few sentences.
Dude 2: Sound.
by idunnodictionary February 20, 2021
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slope clause

In aviaion, a clause stating the maximum number of seats that can be in a regional or subsidiary company aircraft. Usually done in the interest of the pilots protecting themselves from being taken over by a large regional airline.
The Northwest Airlines slope clause says that a regional carrier flying for Northwest cannot have any more than 76 seats in an airplane.
by Joe Randolph August 3, 2007
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Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.
The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.
by OneBrokeGuy December 27, 2011
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Barry clause

When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.
Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.
by Caveman LV February 18, 2017
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santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA
Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch
by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017
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