carcerophobia

fear of landing in jail.

He does not steal anything, not even a thing worth a farthing because he has carcerophobia.

by uttam maharjan August 16, 2010

carching

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.

i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day

by Tahalee March 27, 2005

carcoon

To wrap one's vehicle with duct tape in a similar manner to saran-wrapping a vehicle.

Man, we carcooned him so hard, there's no way he'll be able to get into his car tomorrow morning.

by skrü August 9, 2010

Carcation

When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.

On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

Carcin

A babe that an Emilio would love to have by his side

Damn I wish she was the Carcin to my Emilio

by Cookiestealer69 November 7, 2017

bat carcass

like a large runny piece of excrement that won't vacate the anal area
but fun none the less always willing to hang around. cute awesome funny

ur mum is like a bat carcass
my bum is like a hot rock botto....basically my arse is on fire...i've got a bat carcass

by bumnerial disease October 21, 2009

carcass

A great band which stole Napalm death's ideas and replaced political lyrics with gory lyrics.

Mick Harris( napalm death drummer): you stole our ideas you wanker.
Bill Steer (Carcass Guitarist): No i didn't you sing about political problems i sing about the human body.
Mick and Bill engage in epic fight

by Irie Fire January 20, 2009