by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005
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Youtube and Machinima partner.
Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.
Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"
Boy 2: "I know right!"
Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"
Boy 2: "I know right!"
by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011
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Main Entry: Captain january
Function: Noun
1: One who brings salvation.
2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.
3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.
4: A taxi cab.
Function: Noun
1: One who brings salvation.
2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.
3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.
4: A taxi cab.
1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?
Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!
2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
3: After watching Captain January 1936
Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!
Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.
4: Marine: Give me a shot!
Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.
Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!
Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!
Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.
Bartender: Who?
Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!
2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
3: After watching Captain January 1936
Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!
Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.
4: Marine: Give me a shot!
Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.
Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!
Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!
Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.
Bartender: Who?
Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Captain January mug.The act of inserting your nose deep into a willing females vaginal cavity, then once your nose is nice and compacted into the pussy you will begin unleashing the full force of your ussop juice straight into your subjects snatch. Make sure that while your in the act of inserting your nose, you say these words before diving in. “I am a brave warrior of the sea... Captain Usopp.”
BONUS: If your SO is alarmed by this action make sure not to stop. It’s very important that you squirt all of your ussop juices into the vagina or else this action could be VERY DANGEROUS.
BONUS: If your SO is alarmed by this action make sure not to stop. It’s very important that you squirt all of your ussop juices into the vagina or else this action could be VERY DANGEROUS.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I got a little wild and he let out a fat captain ussop into me. Not sure I’ll be doing THAT again.
by Wallstreetshkreliman March 15, 2018
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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Get the captain Brown eye mug.Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨
by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019
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