Campany

A suitable surname for fathers who like to pretend their children don't exist.

How many children do you have Mr Campany?

Mr Campany - 2 i think?

When are their birthdays? Erm, I'm not sure I wasn't at the birth and never asked

Man that guy is such a campany

by MrsCampany July 19, 2011

Rachel Caplan

The most amazing best friend, anyone could ever wish for. Always trustworthy, always a shoulder to cry on... and always just there when you need her the most; not to mention so fucking peng-a-leng I could eat her all up!

Rachel Caplan is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

by dgrtybty December 11, 2011

Chapman

Someone who is sweet and kind. A guy who knows how to treat a girl and make her feel extremely special. His kind heart and internal beauty will amaze you. he can surprise you in ways you didn't think were possible. He is wonderful and funny. His smile is infectious, and he can make you smle when you don't feel like smiling. The guy that only a few girls will notice how amazing he is...and the girls that do are the luckiest ones out there.

He's such a Chapman!

by L.L. (10-13) February 7, 2010

Capaneese

When someone speaks fluent Cap.

haha bro i fricked ur mum last night!
Nah, thats cap, you speaking straight capaneese.
Damn haha you got me there big chief

by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

Calman

The best anal fucker EVER.

Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!

by FE-270 October 17, 2008

Caprank

After drinking a CapriSun putting the straw back and blowing the bag up to make the appearance of a full CapriSun.

Pranker: Hey i'm not thirsty want my CapriSun?

Fool: uhh yes i do! Is that even a question?

*Grabs the Caprank*

Pranker: you just got CAPRANKED!

Fool: ... crap

by FrankdasTanken August 23, 2011

Caeman

Has a kind heart ( sometimes) loves his best friends (2) and will do anything for them lol. Can be a hoe (sometimes). Gets you in your feelings all the time. But over all a good person.

Hey, you are acting like a Caeman lol

by Bb2003 October 5, 2018