calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 2, 2003

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

Land Calamari

The rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. This creature has a voracious appetite. Also known in Latin cultures as Anus Dominum. Butt-hole. Anus. Named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine Italian restaurant. Served most often with Arby's Horsey sauce, or Cocktail sauce.

Heath's finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough poopy.

by Binghamtonian November 16, 2006

Calabash Seafood

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.

I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood

by steven1243 February 21, 2010

calabrese

A somewaht good looking man of italian decent, that thinks the world revolves around him. He teaches at a campus near you.

Calabrese is looking good today. HMMM! Bastard walks around like he is all that.

by psycho killer July 30, 2003

calmality

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it

And thus we witness calmality on this day.

by Marcell van der Sandt April 8, 2008

calabangfishing

fishing and camping at the same time

charlie says: lets go calabangfishing
iona says: ok:)

by mrs callaaa August 30, 2009