missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017

Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!

Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum

by Massivelad March 30, 2019

Callum

Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.

Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god

by Used1105 December 31, 2011

Callum

a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!

Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum

by GossipGoat November 27, 2012

Callum

To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.

I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.

by joshmc81 March 2, 2019

Callum

Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.

Yo was Callum in ur dm’slast night,

by Johnaustin October 19, 2019

Operation NO COLLUSION

A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

I knew something was up immediately, ya'll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.

by rexmortus June 3, 2018