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Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.
Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!
by Mitch July 20, 2004
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cadbury creme egg

Is a sexual act requiring two people. one cock and one anus. the anus needs to be on the verge of taking a shit. The one with the cock then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the anus and pushes it in with their cock, then rapidly ejaculating. The anus party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ semen mixture, which is presumably completely encased in shit. This shit egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.
The night before easter I gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, I then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.
by lovesbjs October 21, 2010
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crispy creme

A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.
Mmmm...crispy cremedonuts
by marymagdalene May 10, 2006
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A term used by an evil French teacher, creme de la creme is a scar on the minds of hundreds of children. Perfection is not enough for this teacher, since she wants the de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme of students.
I want only the Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme de la creme for my class. I want beyond perfection
by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005
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krippy creme

another word for doughnut used by idiots too lazy to say their S's
Damn, you one krippy creme away from three hundred pounds, fat bitch!
by grandpubaa April 21, 2006
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oreo creme

When an African-American ejaculates
Sarah:Hey so how was last night with Trey

Mikayla:It was chill, i swallowed his Oreo creme

Sarah:Getttt itttttt
by Nikesonmyfeet June 3, 2014
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burnt cremè

crusty on the top and creamy and the middle
men like it cold and get chills after eating it

women may or may not enjoy it hot or cold
men get a stomachache from it after a while since it's just too thick for them
by cremè brûlée December 3, 2016
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