Covid Hag
Jenny has been home schooling her kids for the last year but it looks like it’s been 12... damn she’s become a Covid Hag
Covid Hag by Hanrahan J O January 30, 2021
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covid respirator
When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
covid respirator by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021
Covid Derangement Syndrome
Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.
Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks
Covid Derangement Syndrome by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022
COVID Litter
The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.
I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.
COVID Litter by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022
covid shrug
To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."
Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
covid shrug by BostonRarr August 4, 2023
COVID-19
Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.
COVID-19 by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020
covid mullet
The fashion practice of wearing professional attire on the top half of one's body while being in pajamas on the lower half. Business on top, apathy on the bottom. Meant to project a poised demeanor on video conference calls while working from home during the covid 19 pandemic, yet underneath it all barely making it out of bed in the morning.
I joined today's virtual finance meeting dressed in a Covid mullet of a cardigan top and the flannel snowflake pajama pants my grandma gave me for Christmas.
covid mullet by Emily the Elder Millennial April 2, 2020