To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."
Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
by BostonRarr August 04, 2023
He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
by BostonRarr August 05, 2023
N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 08, 2023
Upon consuming two large pizzas, about all Bill had the energy for were some lazy donald trump sit ups.
by BostonRarr August 05, 2023
N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr November 29, 2023