proper clapping

Proper clapping is used in several ways involving movement of the butt cheeks. Wether this be sexual activity, running, jogging, walking, jumping, well basically any time of movement of the body can cause "proper clapping"

Mate, i took this bird home last night, she was "proper clapping"
Did you see them two girls jogging before, one was "proper clapping"

by Rafal Pietranies November 2, 2016

clarking it

the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering

Ian: DUDE did you just see Lindsay Lohan clarking it on Robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are pissed

by captains of claxton October 1, 2011

clarking

When one gets high and engages into a sort of pseudo-profound speech that he or she believes is highly interesting and sensible while his or her audience half-listens, becomes confused, and informs the speaker that he or she has just “clarked” and has not made any sense whatsoever, at which point, the speaker also realizes he or she is making no sense.

(After non-sensibly rambling for 5 minutes), “Dude, you just clarked. You’ve been clarking for five minutes."

by dick_pfister December 31, 2009

Happy Clapping

A rather disturbing trend in Britain today. It involves being happy slapped by someone who has the clap, and who has recently rubbed their fishy bits with their hand.

Pete: "Cor blimey Jimmy, why ave you got a face like a dogs arse?"

Jimmy: "I just got happy clapped by a transvestite, I'm still in shock"

Pete: "Jesus, this happy clapping is getting out of control"

by Roob40 May 30, 2008

Clarking

When arguing online with a complete stranger, defending a meme and getting sexual pleasure from the recipient.

Man that guy is clarking it on Facebook today, it was only a meme.

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021

Sandy Cheeks Clapping Ass

The air is dry

"I was at a wedding and the air was like sandy cheeks clapping ass"

by hooyaahh January 16, 2022

clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003