Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

aidan clamp

a man with a fatty

holy shit he has an aidan clamp

by gfsddsfgsedg May 21, 2023

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Sandwich Clamp

We made it up

Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017

Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.

by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021

Bitch Clamps

Vice-grip pliers

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."

by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014