`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Bitch Clamps

Vice-grip pliers

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."

by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Sandwich Clamp

We made it up

Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017

Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.

by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021

Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball

Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.

by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022

Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.

I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022