Bumpy Helmet

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.

"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."

by Fergloch August 25, 2010

bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

by Debocalypse July 2, 2014

Bully

When god got lazy and said screw it

That bully is mean

Why did god get lazy?

by Furryboi2086 November 15, 2020

Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)

Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-

by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021

bulvye

A guy who’s really bad at apex

God that Bulvye dude sucks at apex

by RustyRazorback February 28, 2022

Bully

A vile piece of shit that is useless at everything except making you cry in the middle of the night. Cry like a bitch when you release 3 years of frustration and anger onto their sorry face. This usually results in Detention for “Unprovoked assault” and no one gives a shit about what they did to you.

Kyle is such a bully! I found Jenny crying in the bathroom because of that shithead!

by NukeInBound December 12, 2022

National Bully Cat Day

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny

“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason”
“oh ok”

by Lillian banana January 19, 2021