nookie bookin

Pronounced nukie bukin. When someone is kissing some major ass (esp. on the telephone)with a date or potential date. If you here the word "baby" more than twice in one conversation, they are guilty of nookie bookin.

Tell John to quit nookie bookin on the phone and get back to work.
I saw you the other day in the mall talking to that girl at Macy's. You were definitely nookie bookin hoping to get her digits.

by Blue Shirt August 19, 2008

Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010

u-dic booking

looking up your name on urban dictionary and copy ing and pasting it on facebook and telling other people to do it

go to urbandictionary.com and search your name, then copy and paste it on facebook,
John- a guy that hires hooker for favors
Geena- John's u-dic booking

by terdistheword February 3, 2010

bonking

a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head

dudee shes bonking people in the halls!

by Lala lindsey February 2, 2009

Bothing

Bothing is when you smilutaniously smoke the chronic & drink booze, either in the comfort of your own home or in a Dam coffee shop.

I'm fucked coz i've been bothing.

by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

bodkin

A mysterious object feared throughout the ghetto due to its massive powers of evil and corruption

I Will strike u down with my mysterious object known as a bodkin

by J-Dogg 5000 May 19, 2006