both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 01, 2020

Bothing

When you are doing two things, but still concentrating on both.

"Watching T.V and on your phone"

"I'm bothing"

by Niasbookofknowledge February 25, 2025

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

by Pewd's well wisher November 24, 2020

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

they're both written in English

An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”

Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English

by Mike Whittaked January 04, 2023

arlo both

Weeb with a giant 3738 foot pp tall hot rejected by a hoe

Arlo both is daddy

by Arloarlo April 23, 2022