by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!!! June 24, 2010
by Harry Madeley November 11, 2007
The act of being an enormously obese woman and taking what you believe to be a shit on the toilet, only to be surprised when a baby comes out.
Hey you know that fat bitch Kathryn in our home econ class? The one with acne and a lisp? Her walrus of a mom thought she was taking a dump when a baby came out... fuckin classic case of birth of a hero.
by NGRconCARNE June 19, 2009
My daughter's never had sex, it's going to be a virgin birth!
That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.
That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.
by Joble May 30, 2007
A term used to guilt trip pro-lifers by stating they don't care about a child after it has been born, claiming they only want to force a mother to give birth, as they should take the responsibility of the child that was conceived because of another's irresponsibility.
This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
Person A: "Sarah says she's pro-life, but in actuality she's pro-birth"
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
by subscribe to ebik productions June 16, 2019
The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)
Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
by Soniti October 12, 2004
To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.
"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"
by thed00d! October 11, 2008