WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

bitching out

After taking a hoot of weed the person coughs out the smoke on accidentally.

Rookie Stoner: "takes large hoot"
Stoner: "oh dude he's bitching out!"
Rookie Stoner: *coughs out smoke

by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 1, 2006

Benching

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.

There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.

by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010

bitching

Intensely complaining about bum ass niggas and bitches to a trusted friend, or really, anyone

I was gonna be bitching all night to my best friend about our breakup

by IAmRTheBaddestOOOOHSHUTYOMOUTH January 3, 2015

Bitching Red Wing

Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around

Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing

by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010