Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

by J4or September 10, 2015

die-of-beeties

when little kids think diabetes means dying of beeties.

why did you die-of-beeties.

by ugtv12341234 March 4, 2019

Council of beetroot

The supposed villain in Pewdiepie’s epic Minecraft anime which is behind the alleged deaths of pewdiepies Minecraft pets.

Felix: kills his pets with TNT

Also Felix: Why would council of beetroot do this!?

by HattyHattington October 17, 2019

Yeet the beet

YEET THE BEET

So iconic
It is similar to POP OFF or GO OFF or just an amazing hype term

I just yeet it around in pretty much any normal conversation

Friend A: I JUST GOT MY TWO FREE TACOS!!!!!

Friend B: YEESSSSS YEET THE BEET

by Yeet.the.beet.og May 31, 2020

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

by freddie890 December 2, 2009