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ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool
That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
by Rondog December 16, 2007
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 2, 2022
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baton

Let's smoke that baton.
by joynt May 13, 2005
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After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.
Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!
by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007
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Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.
Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.
by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011
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bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"
by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008
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Batho

a worthless piece of monkey shit. he is the shortest shitbag ever concieved. he has no friends, and his hair looks like an 80s afro. he is a flaming deush bag, and loves his brothers cock.
by nick the dick4536787678 August 19, 2010
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