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Backsplash

When a guy is banging a cow and the cow finishes and squirts out the milk from its utters in your face.
"How was that fat hoe Betty last night?"

"Eh, I got some major backsplash though."
by thewarmestcow November 6, 2019
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Backswash

The process of dragging the back of the hand from scrotum to belly button as a form of sexual gradification.
My wife of 40 years surprised me when during intimacy she backswashed my whole scrotum with her knuckles.
by Larni Brian-Burns January 30, 2020
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Backsplashed

I got backsplashed after when my face got deeper in her butt.
by Dropping real all day November 21, 2020
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Backsplash Baby

A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.
Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.
by TheBlkJohnWick March 10, 2021
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Backlash

See how you couldn't even handle the backlash of saying shit people didn't like for 15 minutes? See how you had to eject yourself from the platform? Imagine that but for 15 years and only in Orwellian doublespeak and in person. At least you had an opportunity to respond. As you can see, I have to be a little more creative. See how that works?
Hym "I have been dealing with backlash like that for years my guy. See how irritating that is? Notice how nothing you say to the schizophrenic horde makes any difference?"

Iam "It's not fun. They really don't like it when you say shit they don't like..."

Hym "No. Not fun at all. Your words don't mean anything to them. It doesn't matter that you're right. They don't care."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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Backsplash

Menstrual flow that defies the laws of gravity and flows up the butt crack and deposits everywhere but on the intended pad or tampon
Damn, girl you got backsplash leaking through your jeans.
by JolliRogue November 19, 2022
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Backsplash

Backsplash (also known as backlash, backspank, backcrank, crackpot, backplank, tankwank, backscatch, backboard, backieplankie, slashback, bobsplash, backwash, whiplash, backwank, backstroke and backjohnson ;b) was born in 15th December 1993, later known by his warrior name as Backsplash, was a mighty god of war and leader of the clan called Full Control.

In his early life, Backsplash was born into a rich family that owned majority of the cattle farms in his domain. His greatest achievement and success was catching a strange creature called "Jack" in the early stage of his life. It was later confirmed that the creature he had caught was the heaviest mammal in existence (Weigh more than blue whale).

During his adulthood around his 20s, he started his military career in Full Control. He used his amazing skills and large penis to rise through the ranks and soon became a Harbourmaster. During this time his famous quote, "wetter the better" spread through out the world gaining recognition.

In his Retirement, he retired at the old age of 184 of his immortal life. During his service within FC, he lead majority of sea operation and was instrumental in the building as well as upgrading the fleet.

Military career:2018-2023, He participated in carpet bombing of ED main
You never be a backsplash your move of a Jack.
by Yomyslime September 29, 2023
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