Beasthype

Hypebeast people that do not show their faces. Cringe word for older people

"my son is a beasthype"

by Leeman ski February 1, 2019

go beast

The act of losing control in an irational and beast like manner. Often around food and people you dislike.

guy: dude the cafeteria has chili cheese fries
me: im gonna go beast on those fries

by goobers9346 August 17, 2009

no beasty

A claim one must interject immediately after using a phrase that can be construed as sexual in content and having to do with any species other than human. A spin off of "no homo".

Dickie Swags: Damn son Bella is so beautiful and little she fits right inside of my heart....

Podcast Jones: ehhhh

Dickie Swags: Pause... No beasty

by meowcat904 December 27, 2011

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

Hose Beast

An unattractive woman who is promiscuous.

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

drank a beast

Having drunk a fifth of any liquor.

Dude, I'm so fucking blitzed. I got into the Parrot Bay and drank a beast!

by hukedanfonix February 15, 2009

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021