(n) anything on television that only idiots would find interesting. (e.g. a reality show about Lindsay Lohan's mother.) 'Idiot bait' is used to lure in unsuspecting idiots, zapping them as soon as they click Record Entire Series on their Tivo, in order to remove them from the population. 'Idiot bait' is a population control method endorsed by President George W. Bush.
Person 1: Did you see that new show on television with Lindsay Lohan's mom? It looks like a car wreck.
Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.
Person B: Yeah, be careful with that. I think it's idiot bait. Your Tivo might zap you.
by Mike Grant October 23, 2007
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Anon 1: "Why are these threads such shit?"
Anon 2: "Because they're full of bait posts that people should know not to fall for by now."
Anon 2: "Because they're full of bait posts that people should know not to fall for by now."
by otakudude303 July 10, 2016
Get the bait post mug.When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”
Simp: “okay baby!”
Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
Simp: “okay baby!”
Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
by Llupeyy March 11, 2020
Get the Simp bait mug.A near-impossible problem put on engineering or science exams to determine who is using online resources like Chegg. Works best for take home-exams, since a student would be able to Google the problem more easily in a non-proctored environment. A professor will typically enlist a teaching assistant to post a convincing yet erroneous answer on sites like Chegg ahead of time. Also known as a "cheat check".
Joe: "How'd you do question 5 on the thermodynamics exam?"
John: "I found the answer on Chegg. It looked right."
Joe: "You fell for the Chegg bait. The TA posted that answer, and there's an intentional error in it!"
John: "I found the answer on Chegg. It looked right."
Joe: "You fell for the Chegg bait. The TA posted that answer, and there's an intentional error in it!"
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John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
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