August 5

Whoever's born on August 5th is a bad ass bitch periodt. Ya'll other months could neverrr. 🥵🥵

"She was probably born on August 5th cause damn she's fine asf."

by babycakes_ October 15, 2019

august 1

august 1 is National Girlfriend Day!

hey baby today is august 1 so here's some flowers

by nicknameismebjadf August 1, 2017

August 31

August 31 is the day beauty’s are born the most amazing caring loving beautiful people are born on this day so snatch you a girlfriend who got dis birthday cuz damn you don’t know what your missing

Beautiful babe on August 31

by Marlinababe October 22, 2019

August 29

International Michael Jackson day

It's August 29! time to get my hat.

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 2, 2019

august 24th

national get head day or otherwise known as that sloppy toppy

guy : its august 24th you know what that means
girl : oh for fucks sake

by yourangel666 October 19, 2019

August 8th

People born on August 8th are beautiful, kind and will always have your back. They make the best best-friends and you can always have a laugh with them. They are very generous and loving souls who would happily donate a kidney for a friend who needed one. They are the mum friend of the group. They are always grumpy when they’re on their period but it’s just because they want chocolate.

Someone: Whats the date today?

You: August 8th.

by gemmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 15, 2019

August 3rd

All the sexy people are born on August 3rd

Ooo damn her birthday must be August 3rd look at that fine ass

by teaaaaaa October 26, 2019