assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

asploded

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009

Assclown

A mear generic insult, the true meaning of this word is one that insults the person's purpose in society.

I suggest you get moving, Assclown!

by silenceisgoldie October 17, 2008

asscow

one who is such a jerkoff that no other term bearing the word ass would apply to him. Asscow must be used to sufficiently express his overall.....well, asscowness.

I can't believe you gave my monkey porn to jack off to, you asscow!

by GTmiata November 30, 2003

asseous

the act of being an ass or the behaviour of an ass.

stealing things is quite asseous

by davidork August 31, 2006

Asscock

Its like saying a donkey's dick, like an ass' cock, its like saying someones a complete chodumpole

you chug some serious asscock

by BigBlackBenjamin June 5, 2007