asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

assplayer

assplayer pronounce ESplayer is a profession which assplayers harvest souls .
assplayers lived through generation and AF0xyGrampa is last man of his creed harvesting souls on twitch in 21first century.

are you n assplayer?

by nazdvey August 24, 2020

Ashala

What's beautiful, goofy, highly intelligent and an absolute wonderful mother deserving of an actual trophy for being mother of the year... that's Ashala. Some won't understand her but once she's in your life, you never want her to go anywhere. She's an incredible friend and an even more incredible listener. She will mess around and make you want to be the best version of yourself so if you're not ready to be a better person... then Ashala isn't for you. She's been a blessing and I'm praying that I can experience her in her full capacity. SHE'S THAT WONDERFUL.

Ashala is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be... except when she plays soccer. Just kidding.

by Actknowledge December 16, 2020

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021