Assault

Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.

Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"

by Liam April 22, 2004

sextual assault

unwanted sexual advances through texts

texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"

by GRUBAH! December 21, 2008

Assault Rifle Fifteen

A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.

Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!

by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021

Assault

the most godly nigga on this planet

Assault is #1

by papamqakq January 8, 2022

Assaultron

The deathstar laser but more aggressive and is actively chasing you down.

Damnit that Assaultron won’t stop spawn killing me.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

by Literal Code October 29, 2022

Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus

In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017