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apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!
Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.
by QuacksO December 5, 2020
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Apologizing day

The day you apologize to everyone (Jan 25th)
Boy 1: Hey it’s Jan 25th!
Boy 2: what’s that?
Boy 1: Apologizing day!
by DrappingDino January 25, 2021
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Apologize

1. n: A being/human feeling guilty/sorry about what they have done/said

2. v: Feeling sorry about what has been said
“I sincerely Apologize about what I have just said”.
by CarteeierBee December 14, 2021
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apologize

it stands for like sorry o another person
by BABYTREYTREYY September 16, 2022
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Apologize

Kissing Al Sharptons butt.
Hym “Oh.... Them I’m not sorry. If I can’t apologize for making Jordan feel bad then... I’m not sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong. All retaliation to imposed schizophrenia is justified. End of discussion. I’m not sorry nor will I ever be. And whether or not YOU’REsorry (For know that something is wrong and doing it anyway) is up to ME. So.... Hopefully I’m a merciful guy. You’re not, but I might be. Only time will tell. We’ll all find out together.”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
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Wapologist

Someone of great power who knows all there is to know about War and Peace
You know that guy Icy? He’s just so sexy he’s the Wapologist
by Anonymous JaBruh January 1, 2023
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apalogise

When Kyrah doesn’t want to type out apologise she uses apalogise
I apalogise with tears
by Kyrah said April 8, 2023
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