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Amazonian Sounding

Amazonian Sounding involves the act of collecting river water from the Amazon, pouring 5-6oz of said river water in a condom, placing the condom on your phallus, and urinating in the condom.
Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.
by Jacob Nater December 2, 2021
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Amazon Flip

When you take Morning Glory seeds, Dextromethorphan (DXM) cough suppressant, and nutmeg all bought from amazon.com
"Hey Joe, wanna use $30 and do an amazon flip this weekend?"
"The fuck is wrong with you Jimmy"
by YouCantKillaGod February 10, 2022
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amanormativity

Amanormativity/amatonormativity is the set of societal assumptions that everyone prospers with an exclusive romantic relationship. Similar to allonormativity, except connotative towards romance rather than sexuality.
I'm so tired amanormativity, why can't two character be friends without getting shipped?
Why is romance considered "more than" friendship? Amanormative culture values romance more.
by noucet August 31, 2022
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jacobo amador

Is a young god that lived in the year 3000 b.c were he ruled over all and was looked up to as a inspiration for the people in his time.
Jacobo Amador was a god that was feared by everything and everyone
by Doeboy402 December 12, 2015
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Mt. Amazon

The pile of umber boxes that grows inexorably from the floor during the month of December and then faithfully erupts forth on the 24th with a pyroclastic flow of merchandise and bubble wrap.
I'm afraid to go into the bedroom, Mt. Amazon is growing so large and precarious.
by Tethernaut November 27, 2014
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Amazonian Tripod

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
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Amazon Fire Crotch

The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.
"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"
by Andrew June 19, 2006
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