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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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Rural alternative

A punk rock cowboy; a cowboy who identifies as punk rock
That bull rider is a total rural alternative
by Tbootscoot May 29, 2021
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Alternative Kale

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
by Les1077 June 20, 2018
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Art Alternative

Dance music that is the opposite of Art Pop.
Art Alternative is s style of EDM unto itself that is produced by ear-only without adhering to to conventional beats, processes, style or musical terminology.
by International Giant September 14, 2013
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Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.
Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!
by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020
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Alternative Model

A type of modeling in which models do not conform to more mainstream ideals of beauty. Instead they focus on different styles such as fetishist, goth, emo, punk, steampunk, fantasy, burlesque, grunge, sci-fi and many other various styles. It is generally the most eclectic style of modeling.
Some notable alternative models are Mosh and Dita Von Teese.
by CelticEagle February 19, 2019
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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