Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 22, 2011
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Alt/Alternative

In a fashionistic sense, it means to stray away from newspaper and capitalistic definitions of what it means to be perfect and acceptable in society. It is a DIY and anti-big-company based ideology.

This is not to be confused with the "hello kitty says ACAB" monster energy gun people, who promote the ideal that more money spent=the more alt you are, which is the direct opposite definition of alt.
People who are against the promotion of perfectionism in the media, and like to look a different way than the societal norm can be considered alt/alternative.
by akshualjoker420 June 25, 2021
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alternate elector

A member of the GOP recommended alternate electors in an attempt to overturn the legal election.
by island thinker December 15, 2020
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas December 23, 2015
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Rural alternative

A punk rock cowboy; a cowboy who identifies as punk rock
by Tbootscoot May 30, 2021
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alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
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Alternative Kale

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
by Les1077 June 21, 2018
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