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ARMY Independence Day

The day when BTS fans, ARMY, broke free from the toxic KPOP world.
Day: October 14
Motto: Borahae (I purple you, a saying Taehyung coined)
National Anthem: Make It Right
It's ARMY Independence Day, today. Alexa, play Make it Right by BTW
by Grandpa Yoongi October 24, 2019
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Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.
The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof
by unquenchable August 11, 2008
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Army-drunk

A level of complete and utter inebriation only attainable by those who serve in the United States Army and by consuming large amounts of alcohol. Most likely to occur during squad initiation, post deployment parties, deployment, boredom.

Origin- comes from the slogan"There's strong, and them there's Army-Strong!" Popular belief by soldiers is that only soldiers can party as hard as soldiers do, therefore the Army's new slogan was changed(not officially) to "There's drunk, and then there's Army drunk!"

Symptoms- Memory loss, inability to walk in a straight line, loud cadence calling, no recollection of the past 24 hrs, an increase in confidence followed by fighting, AWOL, inexplicable crying, marriage, accidental discharge, discovering strange and sometimes illegal objects in you room, loss of sex-appeal, waking up next to naked fat girls, waking up with inexplicable pain, soreness, cuts, bruises, marks, tattoos, etc., waking up in unfamiliar places(motor-pools, weapons-pool, Impact Areas, Qualifying ranges, NCOIC's room, woods etc.), Article-15's .
The last game of pong was brutal but after we killed that handle of crown I was officially "Army-drunk."

I think i threw up a stapler, I'm never getting "Army-drunk"again!

I think we shot my girlfriends cat through the wall with the vacuum cleaner last night, lets hold back on the "Army-drunk" tonight.

When you wake up after getting "Army-drunk" you don't get a hangover, you're just drunk.
by artyluv_07 July 26, 2010
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play army

To preform oral sex on a male while he holds a salute.
From Tripping the Rift:

Chode: You wanna play army?
Big breasted TV reporter: How do you play that?
Chode: I salute and you blow the hell outta me.
by Kristy O. May 22, 2008
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Senator Armstrong

Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*
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Lance Armstrong

When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof August 31, 2013
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