alternative medicine

Modern quackery. Proof that there's always a sucker born every minute.

Alternatve medicine? Since when did amanita toadstools and belladonna supplements become therapeutic?

by i smell bullshit July 20, 2003

alternative model

A model that does not conform to mainstream ideals of beauty.

Usually has tattoos, piercings, or fashion-colored hair but not always.

Many styles such as goth, punk and emo fall into alt modeling.

Ulorin Vex is an alternative model.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 14, 2017

alternatehistory.com

alternatehistory.com is a website using forums to post alternate history, which also is known for having a moderator which locks people's forums post even if there new and are trying to make accurate alt-history.

Person 1: Hey I made a post on alternatehistory.com.
Person 2: Cool, but I made one too.

by TheUrbanCrafter August 3, 2023

Alternative Acquisition

Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.

"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."

by Mike A.N January 15, 2010

Alternative

Someone who genuinely doesn't give two fucks what others think of them (they like to be different from the crowd)

DickHead-Bruh why are you listening to My chemical romance EMO!!!
Alternative- Nah I'm listening to them cause I want to
DickHead-oh ok

by Notasheep12345678910 April 19, 2018

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020