It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

baby jesus and his adopted sisters

Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!

A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Adopted

Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!

bob and v bought taylor for 50p

by Thomas Johnson June 6, 2003

akope

almost like the alkaien, the akope is a beru angry muthafick abd wukk kill anuthinf in his way.

I typed tyis with my eyes closed.

by akube October 11, 2003

adopted asian

A non-asian person who is friends with a lot of asian people, usually a white person.

Also a non-asian who wishes they were asian, reads a lot of manga, and is a nerd.

Girl- Oh hey there is that Laura girl why is she always surrounded by asians?

Friend- She is their adopted asian, I swear she was born the wrong race.

by vietgirl94 July 13, 2010

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

Adoptionsplain

When a person who has not experienced being adopted and the challenges that come with it - feel a need to educate actual adoptees on their personal experience.

Bob told Lori she was "overreacting" for being upset that she has no idea what her biological background is and that she has abandonment issues. Bob is adoptionsplaining.

by Hbeee June 21, 2017