but actually

a phrase said when adding on to a sarcastic or joking comment to imply you really actually agree with the sarcasm.

otherwise used to indicate you weren't kidding.

*on facebook picture*
p1- you're so ugly. lol jk
p2.- but actually...
p3. fuck you

OR
p1. wow she's so dumb
p2. hahah yeah total idiot jk
p1. no, but actually..

by uurghy October 6, 2010

actually

The most overused adverb I've ever heard. Used by those whose vocabularies lack adverbs. How annoying.

Girl: Actually, it goes like this. You actually go to school, where you actually get to make out with this actually cute guy. Then you actually get to know his name, actually hook up with him on friendster... (ad infinitum)

by Chubod December 14, 2003

actuary

1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors

An actuary is an accountant who find his life too funny

by laurent September 29, 2005

Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by j john October 24, 2017

actualfax

More actual than 'actual'. Something real. Just like Shadowfax is more of a horse than any horse that is just named 'Shadow'.

I sent you an actualfax letter in the mail.

by coveredinfish February 28, 2011

actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

actuality

the state of both actual and real when under theorical prose/ conditions, such as that of the mind or that of the a highly unlikely scenerio... beggers belief that such is possible...
this is in the sense of abstract reality

perhaps of mind perhaps of actuality... actuality used in abstact... due to the high levels of unlikelyness... as that which is supposed may seem actual but may never be real and that which may real may not be actual.

by caseletter February 27, 2010