Siamese Suck Off 

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

Siamese Suck Off by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

dick suck nigga 

When a poor, uneducated black piece of ghetto excreta, goes low, real low, below-the-belt-low, and starts unpacking that ding-dong, and sucking it, like he was promised 'twenni bucks'.

Dick suck nigga never make me smile

dick suck nigga by Fukaface! January 5, 2020

Stroke n Suck 

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

Stroke n Suck by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

The 360 Suck-it

A derogatory gesture derived from Suck-it (DgenerationX et. al.). To perform the 360 Suck-it, one must jump in the air, spin the full 2*pi radians and land while executing the characteristic crotch chop and yelling, "SUCK-IT!" Landing from the jump allows for the proper bending of the knees needed for proper crotch chop execution.

Optional: While yelling "SUCK-IT", it is characteristic to have the facial expression of one who is constipated. Also, it is seen favorably to make a "WHOOSH" sound while executing the 360 spin for added dramatic effect.

The 360 Suck-it has caught on at many fine scientific institutions including CERN, the MIT Chemistry Department and Middle-Schools around the nation.

Typical execution of The 360 Suck-it:

"What? The Large Hadron Collider is down again??!? Well you can... (spins 360) *WHOOSH* SUCKK-ITTTT!"

The 360 Suck-it by WhaleHar July 10, 2009

mate suck 

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022