uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

uncle noodle by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

wet noodle treatment by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

garlic noodles by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

bomb noodled 

photo bomb of nudes

this girl ''bomb noodled'' me last night

bomb noodled by hahaha_ May 11, 2016

poop noodle 

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

poop noodle by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 13, 2016

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

Cock-Noodler by stahrlord August 14, 2016

bicken noodle soup 

A Blood gang member's preferred and favorite soup

What did you it before that driveby?
I just had some Bicken Noodle Soup.

bicken noodle soup by Real_Connah November 26, 2016