Fan Wank

When a nerd attempts to explain the inconsistencies in their favourite TV shows/films with supposedly 'common sense' conjecture based on non-canon material. Especially applicable to Science Fiction.

"Did you know that the Nova class science vessel was introduced to replace the Oberth class vessels in the 2360s?"

"Man, is that true?"

"Erm, don't really know. I think I made it up. Makes sense though. Wait, did I just have a fan wank?"

by vacant72 August 1, 2008

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hood wank

when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.

i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky

by lemonboy October 1, 2006

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a posh wank

When one wanks poshly with the butler watching

I had a posh wank this morning it was splendid

by _Xx_jen.Rm_xX_ July 27, 2017

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cock wank

To discribe A 10/10 bird that gives you the horn without physical contact.

Out in a club/bar and you see a girl thats looking real fit,you turn to ya mates and point her out by saying
"check out the little cock wank over in the corner"

by Dubber May 25, 2006

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Sack Wank

The order in which your scrotum is stimulated either by the hands or the mouth, this is suppose to massage the prostate causing ejaculate to seep out of the penis

im tired of wanking my penis, ill sack wank instead

by abbath32 September 16, 2008

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