horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.

Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.

by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010

Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009