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leto bird-flu 

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."
leto bird-flu by didimydoe March 6, 2008
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early bird 

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.
"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"
early bird by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010
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Tweety Bird

a fun loving sexy bird that is on the cartoon loney tunes and is just so luvable
"I tat i taw a puddy tat" tweety bird said

Yolo Swag Bird

The Yolo Swag Bird hit the ceiling cause he was too high
Yolo Swag Bird by Yolo23 December 6, 2012

weiner bird 

One who enjoy's spending his/her time flocking to, and aruond weiners(AKA loves cock).
That Weiner bird kept sucking on that bottle like it was a man's cock.
weiner bird by Matty Iceeeeee April 7, 2009

Hungry Bird 

The act of a person who is giving oral gratification to the male member unintentionally receiving a mouth full of semen and subsequently spitting that semen into the males face
When Jane was pleasing Joe he came in her mouth. Jane was so outraged she fed the hungry bird by spitting his semen into his face
Hungry Bird by A's fan December 30, 2014
A person who is always high on good weed.
Big Bird is fling high again.
Big Bird by $$$$&;) March 5, 2017