loney
A term for vagina, particularly prevalent in the panhandle area of Florida, usually in conjunction with "mended", which means "to engage in vigorous, violent sexual intercourse with".
loney by Kevin's Mother January 26, 2011
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Loney
1. Loney (v): To disgrace a football field/ mock the game of football as a legitimate sport...
2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species
3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked
2. To embarrass the human race as an intelligent species
3. To be the ABSOLUTE worst at something, no questions asked
1. What the hell kind of play was that?! He totally loneyed it!
2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.
3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.
2. Do me a favor... please don't loney this one.
3. Jesus hes a disgrace. He's the loney of the medical profession.
Loney by Mike Martinez September 18, 2005
Related Words
Loney • loneye • Loneyislander • LOneykay • Sara loney • Ben loney • Lust loney • lonely • laney • Londyn
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Loney by Clyde_smith November 22, 2021
Sara Loney
SHORT, Sara Loney is someone who is so short you can barely see her. Don't get her confused for a beetle, She might attack you with no remorse but is still awesome.
Woah man stop that's just Sara Loney not a beetle
Let's hang out with Sara Loney, hope we can find her though
Let's hang out with Sara Loney, hope we can find her though
Sara Loney by LINKDROWNED November 17, 2017
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Sara loney by Linkdrowned989 April 20, 2018
Lust loney
Lust loney by Pkwutwut&Bo August 15, 2018
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