ass demon 

an ass demon is an extremaly smelly shit

damn bro were gonna have to fumigate after that ass demon

ass demon by slitz April 28, 2006

ass mooching 

Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.

Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.

Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.

Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!

ass mooching by Sakitown April 22, 2009

ass time 

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

ass time by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005

ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

ass barnacle by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

Ass talk

It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.

me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"

Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."

Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."

Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.

My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"

Ass talk by Captian Niu B September 21, 2011

ass jacket 

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

ass jacket by AssJacket January 26, 2005

ass-drips 

1. The sudden sensation of semi-solid/semi-liquid fecal matter sliding down the back of your thigh. Usually occurring with the painful sensation of your intestines feeling like they've been wound and twisted around a pitch-fork.

2. Some idiot's brain capacity at a high point.

1. "Wow, that was as pleasant as last night's Mexican ass-drips in the middle of church."

"Dude. Your brain's at ass-dripping quality. Get another cup of coffee-you're making my head hurt."

ass-drips by All-My-Tee September 19, 2008