When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'
'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'
'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'
'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
by OwlToesX February 25, 2010
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by guy May 4, 2004
Get the Shit Wank mug.1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two
by Kylz August 4, 2004
Get the danger wank mug.A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
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Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
by exmonkey August 2, 2010
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