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thank you

waking up to a bunch of wildflowers and a note from your boyfriend saying that i farted repeatedly last night and kept calling his name.
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"thank you for the beautiful flowers, Phil."
by Krkič June 20, 2019
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Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
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Ukrainian Thank You Card

Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.
“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”
by turtlesbkool February 26, 2022
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Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Dick Thinker

Someone that thinks about dick.
Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!
by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008
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loud thinker

(adjective) when a person speaks continuously about his next movements or thoughts as they come to his/her mind while doing something like solving Sudoku or playing chess or typing or any damn activity in the whole world, he/ she is said to be a loud thinker.
tis girl i know, is such a loud thinker i could actually make out how she was solving the equation even when i was sitting three benches away from her.
by sunitaaari October 30, 2009
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Armchair thinker

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.
by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011
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