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googledip

Puddle-deep research that passes for due diligence these days, consisting of typing in an "original discovery" on Google and seeing if there are any hits.
I just thought up a great slogan, so I'll googledip it. If nobody else has it, it's mine.
by bTags March 20, 2011
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googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results
given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage
by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011
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Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.
Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.
by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012
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googlehead

a Google addict, ie one who constantly looks up information on Google.
Do you think that I am a googlehead?
by uttam maharjan January 27, 2012
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Google gayness

A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.

Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)

Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”

Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.

Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.

Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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Googleloop

A Googleloop is a endless trail of crumbs you follow when trying to report a broken link in Google, or some similar simple task complicated by by the placment of seeming endless instructions to solve some other simple problem that has been amassed in a Goliath cyst of links to nowhere.
"I tried to respond to the Google request but got stuck for hours in their Googleloop, then gave. Is there no quality control in their planning."
by citzen-detainee November 2, 2012
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Google

misspelt version of googol, the number 1x10^100. Larry Page and Sergey Brin were responsible for the misspeling, and as a consequence, google became the official god of the internet
A: i heard google is a number 1 with 100 zeros following it!
B: oh noo you did it it shall smite us!! AAARRGGHH *flood of 8million results in 0.5 second*
by blehmeh May 5, 2012
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