Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Chookaguana

Head of a chook on the body of an iguana ( a term used to describe an old women)

Stop breaking’ my balls, you chookaguana.

Your misuses is a real chookaguana.

Was at the shops man, when a chookaguana lost her shit at the staff.

by Chronic Bed Wetter December 24, 2022

Chookineering

To do a job in the most dodgy way possibly known to mankind.

Did you see old mate the sparky Chookineering that wiring, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit up like a Christmas Tree before he has finished.

I chookineered the new turbo on the Mazda, only ended up with 8 stitches.

by DodgyBros January 12, 2023

Choob

The fat deposit on a woman's chin that is supple enough to feel like a tiny boob.

I took her choob in my hand to draw it closer to my chock

by Moahki January 12, 2023

choogie

to have sex/sexual intercourse/sexual interaction/whatever.

Hey, wanna choogie?
They did the choogie last night.

by jejemonhahaha January 15, 2023

Chooch

A 'chooch' is a combination of the words 'cheap' and 'mooch'.

That guy is such a 'chooch' he owes everyone I know!

by ToneSpokes January 26, 2023

chooch

The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately. Aka Kenny.

Quit being a chooch Kenny; Plate the braceeoooli

by 001110101010101001010101010 January 26, 2023