Chooks

A handsome, loving, cuddle extraordinaire who always makes you laugh when you're feeling down. A person who's smart, generous and adorably dorky. Someone who always knows what you're thinking and is always your partner in crime. They're happy to travel with you to the ends of the earth, or just to the end of the couch. They're the 'Mario' to your 'Luigi', the 'cup' to your 'cake' and the love of your life.

That Richie is so awesome, he's totally a Chooks!

Chooks by Netterbahn February 21, 2011

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

Chooks by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

Chooks

A person who jumps in on a conversation that doesn't concern him/her.

The act of jumping in on a conversation, uninvited.

Origin: (Port-Harcourt, Nigeria) from the pidgin phrase "chook your mouth" which means to jump in on a conversation.

Benjamin, stop being a chooks. We didn't ask for your opinion.

Samuel's chooking will soon get him in trouble.

Chooks by JohnII January 22, 2020

Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

Chooks by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Box of Chooks 

Australian colloquial; a block of 30 Emu Export beer cans, commonly used as currency in Western Australia in lieu of cash for small jobs or swap of goods.

Chiefy: Here, cob you can have my spare vape ...

Me: I don't have any cash on me, fella ...

Chiefy: No worries, just drop off a Box of Chooks when you get a chance ...

Box of Chooks by Ninja Dingo October 15, 2023

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

Feed the chooks by MeatAxe September 25, 2003

ringing the chooks neck 

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

ringing the chooks neck by Hitso November 29, 2017