Child

An annoying kid who wont shut up

When a mommy and a daddy fuck rhe have a child

by Dicksucker2.00 September 17, 2019

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.

“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”

by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025

child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child

hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Child

Leo Filippello

Leo Filippelo acted like a child when he ran away from his feeling being hurt

by Leoisachild February 6, 2021