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by Spacedust June 22, 2024
Get the Bearded Space Clam mug.Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
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The sudden and often intrusive thought of the most inappropriate, foolish, dangerous, or outright stupid action that could be taken in a given situation. It represents a fleeting moment of irrationality, where one's mind considers an option that, if acted upon, would likely lead to negative consequences.
It is both the thought and the action the thought is about.
It is both the thought and the action the thought is about.
As she stood at the edge of the cliff, a bardova flashed through her mind—what if she just jumped? She quickly shook the thought away and stepped back.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everyone, but thankfully, he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to give the most ridiculous answer then cuss everyone out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everyone, but thankfully, he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to give the most ridiculous answer then cuss everyone out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
by Etymologizer9 August 8, 2024
Get the Bardova mug.The sudden and often intrusive thought of the most inappropriate, foolish, dangerous, or outright stupid action that could be taken in a given situation. It represents a fleeting moment of irrationality, where one's mind considers an option that, if acted upon, would likely lead to negative consequences.
As she stood at the edge of the cliff, a bardova flashed through her mind—what if she just jumped? She quickly shook the thought away and stepped back.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everybody, but thankfully he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to cuss her out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
During the serious meeting, he had a bardova to stand up and moon everybody, but thankfully he stayed in his seat.
He felt a bardova while holding the delicate vase, imagining what would happen if he just threw it against the wall.
When the teacher asked a tough question, a bardova urged him to cuss her out, but he wisely decided against it.
In the middle of the wedding vows, a bardova crossed his mind, suggesting he start laughing uncontrollably, but he managed to maintain his composure.
by Etymologizer9 August 8, 2024
Get the bardova mug.Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.
I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.
by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024
Get the beardboy mug.Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
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