Bacongate

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"

Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.

by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011

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Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

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Baconry

The art or act of using bacon in all its glory.

Leroy was a failure at many things; except when it came to baconry. Inventor of Bacon cologne, bacon flavored condoms and tooth paste- his imagination had no limits to the endless possibilities in which bacon could be deployed.

by Ruiner81 June 21, 2011

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