Definitions by Ruiner81

crap chaps 

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

crap chaps by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

Westcott 

A person who or the act of attaching suction cupped masturbatory devices onto random surfaces in public for gratification

Someone Westcotted that restaurant window. There is a large weiner affixed to the glass flapping in the wind.

Westcott by Ruiner81 October 30, 2020

Baconry 

The art or act of using bacon in all its glory.

Leroy was a failure at many things; except when it came to baconry. Inventor of Bacon cologne, bacon flavored condoms and tooth paste- his imagination had no limits to the endless possibilities in which bacon could be deployed.

Baconry by Ruiner81 June 21, 2011