3 definitions by Ruiner81
Leroy was a failure at many things; except when it came to baconry. Inventor of Bacon cologne, bacon flavored condoms and tooth paste- his imagination had no limits to the endless possibilities in which bacon could be deployed.
by Ruiner81 June 21, 2011
Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
A person who or the act of attaching suction cupped masturbatory devices onto random surfaces in public for gratification
Someone Westcotted that restaurant window. There is a large weiner affixed to the glass flapping in the wind.
by Ruiner81 October 30, 2020